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There was a young lady named Puck
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person
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by
ModernAngel
Tue Nov 21 2000 at 19:40:59
If you can't raise a few eyebrows with strategic pauses after "Puck" and "punt", you're just not reciting it correctly.
There was a young lady named
Puck
Who had the most terrible luck
She stood up in a
punt
And got bit on the front
By a goose and a swan and a
duck
.
Robert Anton Wilson
,
Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
printable version
chaos
Upon the breasts of a barmaid from Hayle
Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
Red cunt hair
Puck
punt
What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
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There once was a young lady named Gloria
Centralia, Pennsylvania
Give a flying fuck
duck
cat
Robert Anton Wilson
Penguin
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