Findings:
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- I was never any good at maths at school
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- There Was A Friend
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- There was a rose that faded young
- No shit, there I was
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- some say he was never here at all
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- There was a cold day
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- There was a baby in China
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- There was a little girl
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- I remember, there was one
- Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- A Woman Who Never Was
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Is there any port wine left?
- One hour there was sunlight
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- There Was No Leak
- There was no one waiting for me...
- and there was this girl
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Once there was a way...
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- There was always the blue of you
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- I was never broken
- There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
- There will never be another you
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- The Epidemic That Never Was
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- the little friendship that never was
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- There was once a Man
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- There was an old lady
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- There was a young lady of Riga
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- Was it ever there?
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
- There once was a girl named Irene
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Where's the kaboom?
- There Once Was a Farmer
- Was There a Time
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- There was a man and a woman
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- There was a time before
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- There was a land where lived no violets
- A knock there was upon the door
- I was there
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- Before you, there was me
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- There Was a Desert in My Head
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- any
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- any way, shape or form
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- In any art, boredom is not a virtue
- Love In Any Language
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Any time! Anywhere!
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- At least things can't get any worse
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- Got any ID please?
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Any port in a storm
- A Jared by any other name
- Gym equipment
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Any time is Trinidad time
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