Findings:

• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• They must have faces
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They Might Be Giants
• They could have saved Kevin
• People want what they cannot have
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Automobile tire pressure
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Things never were what they used to be
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• They have taken enough
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• play dumb
• They knew what our pain would be.
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I must have three heads
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They have no bones.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They Have a Word for It
• You stole what they would have given you
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• They have bears in Italy
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• They will not be named!
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• They didn't have the heart
• He's been places they have not.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• all limitations must be overcome
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• It's so cool to be denied
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• The Department of They
• Attention must be paid
• Why War must be permitted
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• There Must Be Someone
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Must be a lesbian
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• Passed pawns must be pushed
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• God must be deaf
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• painting stars that have come to be
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• God must be living in the sea.
• must be joking (user)
• be cool
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Trying desperately to be cool
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• you must be the sponge to be the river

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