Lately, a few of us have been conspiring to find a way to abort already-born people from inside the womb. One of these days we'll get our revenge on you mouth-eaters.

Nodes of things that a fetus would say if they could speak

1. "Nope, I'm fine right here, thank you."
2. "What we have here is a failure to communicate"
3. "The rocks in my head fit the holes in your head"
4. "I am the most important person here."
5. "How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!"
6. "Where do you hide when the dark is alive?"
7. "Why is the universe here?"
8. "Oh god, is this really all there is?"
9. "Are we there yet?"
10. "We'll get along fine, just as soon as you worship me as a Goddess"
11. "Who's There?"

And something a pregnant mother might say, "something inside me is trying to get out."