Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat

by blowdart

Tue Jan 16 2001 at 9:34:56

Electric light is not the prefered light source. Candles are.
Normal candles are not enough, scented candles are better.
A woman's skin has a higher heat tolerance. Evidence for this is provided by the hot baths they take, hot enough to melt plastic and male skin.
It may be your flat, but the toilet seat is hers.
Beans on toast is not a suitable evening meal.
Cold pizza is not suitable for breakfast.
Buying toilet rolls in packs of 2 is no longer enough. Buy 6 packs.
A sports channel is not intellectual evening discussion material.
A hot water bottle is not preferred for warming cold feet, your body is.
Despite having a large selection of lingerie, grey and black underwear is normal attire.

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