Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This is a joke. Don't actually do this. It's wrong and petty. (Even though they fully deserve it)"

• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• I don't know what else to do
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• why do things happen as they do in dreams?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• The goggles, they do nothing
• My kisses, they do not fade
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• B Battery
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Rape committed by women
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• what is this i don't even
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Treatment of corporations
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Now you do what they told ya
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• What do stars do? They shine.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• all I do is kiss you though the bars of a rhyme
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?
• They don't understand my tea
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• They don't touch me the same way
• I still don't even know you
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They Don't Want Me
• People don't flail when they die
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They don't know what I've done
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• And I don't even know their names
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Ground rush
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't do that then!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't know what to do with you
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Horses: do they love us back?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• they carry but they do not understand
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• you don't have to do this
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Two wrongs don't make right
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Even if You Don't
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• They don't know what they're missing
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't

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