Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- The truth, or something like it
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How to kiss like a ninja
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- 206
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- Yourself or Someone Like You
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- serendipity, or something like it
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- silent like a killer or a lover
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- It's a beautiful life, or something like it
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How do you write like that?
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Sounding like a child
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to herd people in public
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How do ya like them apples?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- An American in Tours
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- You, standing
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- Be a model or just look like one
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- like a flower or a mushroom or a guinea pig or a vine
- scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Kid named John, or something like that.
- Life, or something like it
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Discordian Code
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- person, place or thing
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
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