Findings:
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- My new partner has his first tantrum
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- unless you have integrated
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
- great things he has taught us
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- What you call truth is a blur. What you call knowledge is a rusty memory. What you call trust is a hope, a loyalty which has gone untested.
- He has spit in my coat
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He weaves his words
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He's been places they have not.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- he has her eyes
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- That which I should have done I did not do
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- In which the bridge has its own ideas
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- he would have laughed
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- In which Sparrow Jones has a couple fireside chats
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- How to find something which has been lost
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- he would have cried
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- He just left his body
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- He made a way to his anger
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- Agrippa (user)
- Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Ha
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- the time has come
- Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- German grammar
- A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
- Golf? Serene? HA!
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Naming Windows computers
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- Music need not be popular to be good
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- the hottest it has ever been
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Elvis has left the building
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Everyone has an accent
- jo ha kyu
- The Universe has spared us this moment
- Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
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