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• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• What you really need to know about Everything
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Dead links in writeups
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• Know Your Current Events
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• One who knows does not speak
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• All You Zombies
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I know more when I'm alone
• I Know Some Lonely Houses Off the Road
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Then the zombies dance.
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• and things we're all too young to know
• if I had known then what I know now
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• Things everyone should know about cars
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Would you like to know more?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Eye contact at a distance
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• To those who know who they are
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• Who Knows One?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Goosebumps: Slappyworld: Fifth-Grade Zombies
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• to know all practical things
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I know what is about to come
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• mr. know it all (user)
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine

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