Findings:

• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• The river gives up these objects randomly
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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