Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "When I grow up, I am going to have six children and I will buy them anything they want!"

• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When We Grow Up
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• When I have female children
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• It will be good when I am leader
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• They grow up. No one told me.
• When I Grow Up
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Why I want to have children
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I am blind when I want to be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• People want what they cannot have
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Do I want anything?
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• People will steal anything
• When children become people
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Going by the script when talking to people
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Since when did you respect anything?
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Thumbs Up going down
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• I am going to demolish your skeleton
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• i just want to know who i am
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• when we were children
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I don't want children
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Why do children have to die?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• We want children to read
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Why I Don't Want Children
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• I am not expecting anything
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Stoners will smoke anything
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Human beings will believe anything
• You people will trash anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• When I am an old man

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