Findings:
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
- Stoned music memories
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I am blind when I want to be
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- It will be good when I am leader
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- I'm not this cool in real life
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
- I look better when I am wet
- Real life trolling
- i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
- When I am King
- Real Life Phaser
- Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Since when am I a size 6?
- use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
- In Real Life
- Dan in Real Life
- When writers use Latin
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- Am I really here? Is this really my life?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Real life applications of mathematics
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- The semi-fictional life of every real woman
- real life raygun
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- When I am an old woman
- true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
- "Real life": absurd liberal myth
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
- When to use a semicolon in Pascal
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- I remember when we built real forts
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- When I am stronger than now
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- pointless HTML in email
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- When am I an adult?
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- Going by the script when talking to people
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- When life gives you shit
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- When life gives you lemons
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- My real life, burst into the proper colors
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When I am dead, my dearest
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- When Life Agrees With Us
- Real life is stranger than Borges
- The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- who vs. whom
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- good vs. well
- All that I am and ever want to be
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- I used to sing real good
- When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
- real hackers don't use variable types
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- I am not a real person
- I am going to die
- I am Jack's wasted life
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I am most faithless when I most am true.
- I am real; I happened to you
- Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- I am going to demolish your skeleton
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- The best line I ever used
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
- I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Real Life
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- When are you going to stop running?
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Everything vs. Real Life
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Real Life Dilbert
- The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
- When life changes forever
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- save and restore function in real life
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
- Life is too short to use low-quality herbs and spices
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
- Second Life Uses
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- When life gives you demons...
- On The Use And Abuse Of History For Life
- The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
- real life test
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- When I am an old man
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- Right now I am floating
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
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