Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?

Press play on tape	Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.	triboluminescence	You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
Why won't he call?	I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour	Solving Sudoku	Losing your cool
Your product, Mountain Dew, and my dissertation	So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.	Periodic Table of the Elements	A story of rape
Maybe is a pussy answer	Life sucks. Get over it.	The Straight Dope	For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
Linus Torvalds	What, we don't shoot them now?	Cecil Adams	Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
Things donkeys do	Nam-myoho-renge-kyo	Butterfinger McFlurry	Remember, remember the fourth of Nodevember

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