Findings:

• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Better him than me
• who me (user)
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The stranger who hates me
• let me know who you are now.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• To Him Who Waits
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I'm not sharing him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• May those who are born after me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• to my lover who is most similar to me
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• who did this to me?
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• better off with him than here with me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Tell him, she told me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Jean-Paul Sartre and the student who came to him for advice.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Who made Hell?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• Divine hunger sustains him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• then I hugged him
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• An Ode for Him
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• Can I eat him, boss?
• To the Not Impossible Him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• him da best (user)
• Worship Him
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?

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