Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Why don't you call and take advantage of the limited time offer, you insensitive jerk."

• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't take breathing for granted
• I must have called a thousand times
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• Average Call Time
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• even with a healer, it takes time to mend
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Time to take the plunge
• How to take a supervisor call
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Time takes time
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't call me white
• Don't call it San Fran
• What time do you call this, then?
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't call me Debbie
• St. Peter don't you call me
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• call me garbage one more time
• That phone call you don't want to make
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't call me Asian
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• but don't take my word for it
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• I don't have the time
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• for a limited time only
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• It's time to take the penny out of circulation
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• Before time takes each year
• We could take our time
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't call it burnout
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• mechanical advantage
• NES Advantage
• home-field advantage
• Student Advantage Card
• The many and varied advantages of philosophy
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• The advantages of hand-rolled cigarettes
• card advantage
• Fisherman Gains the Advantage
• house advantage
• Taking advantage of her good nature
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• RuBee
• The advantages of nuclear proliferation
• Chewing gum gives you an advantage as a football manager
• A Tribe Called Quest
• Last call
• call centre
• system call
• A Fish Called Wanda
• Call by value
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• close call
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• booty call
• The Call
• Remote Procedure Call
• Call your mom
• margin call
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Call Forwarding
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Call -151
• call and response
• Call of the Wild
• you make the call
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• radio call signs
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• Why won't he call?
• The Collect Call of Cthulhu
• strangest phone call
• prank call
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• call board
• curtain call
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• A Call to Quit
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Here's my number, call me
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Summer never answers when you call
• Stalingrad
• Strange calls at work
• too close to call
• call it glitter
• that lump they call your brain
• covered call
• naked call
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Call of the Primitives
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• it beckons me, the call to write
• call center
• cattle call
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• call it a day
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens

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