Findings:

• Jack of Spades
• Take your chainsaw and wield it recklessly
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Chinese cleaver
• I wield a SPORK!
• Wield
• "Nine of Spades"
• ace of spades (user)
• Royal spade
• spade (user)
• Spades (user)
• Little Queen of Spades
• King of Spades
• spade
• Kate Spade
• Call a spade a spade
• Queen Of Spades
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• David Spade
• in spades
• Ace of Spades
• ♠
• Sam Spade
• Spades

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