Findings:

• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Get Up, Stand Up
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• stand up comedy
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• An Original Stand Up Routine
• Stand Up Guy
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Stand Up and Bless the Lord
• Hurry up please it's time
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Stand Up and Shout
• stand up
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Stand up philosophy
• Original Stand Up Routine
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• You will never be a real woman
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Generic stand up comedy routine
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• I can't stand up for falling down
• someday a real rain will come
• Sit Down. Stand Up.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Stand Up for Judas
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• Up. Up! UP! Please!
• Bob The Martian (user)
• My Favorite Martian
• Martian
• Martian weather
• the Martian Manhunter
• The Martian Ambassad (user)
• Martian Meteorites
• The Martians
• Martian Tourist Trap
• Martian Buddy
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• Smash Martians
• White Martians
• What a dumb little martian
• Martian Luther King, Jr.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Please Please Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Pleased
• Someone please kill me
• please explain
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Please use plain text
• Please help me!
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• Please take a number
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• say please
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please clear the field; the game is not over
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Give me a moment, please
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Please recycle
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• please forgive me (user)
• Please Fix This Bug. (user)
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• Please insert nicotine
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
• So Pretty Please
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Please call again
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Pleased to Meet You
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• She sits where she pleases
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Got any ID please?
• Time Travelers please help!
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• Please, Call me Honky
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• let me speak please (user)
• this is a please this is a please
• Check please
• Please don't send your resume
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• Please do not feed the birds
• Please Go
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Please do not read this
• please let me in (user)
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• loveto please (user)

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