Findings:

• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• One letter can make all the difference
• I can make a bong out of anything
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• but don't take my word for it
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Being a dickhead
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I bet I can make you say black
• Things on which you can make a wish
• One man can make a difference
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Things people put up their butts
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Put the boots to
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• we can take them
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Fuck them all but the six
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Make an emergency Windows XP/2000 boot disk
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You can, but you may not
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• How to make your Linux box dual boot using Grub
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• But can a robot love.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Put the boot in
• but with words we can create anything
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess

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