Findings:

• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• bad excuse (user)
• juggler's excuses
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• paltry
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Ignorance is no excuse
• Jedi excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse

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