brown eye

Yet another English euphemism for the anus (how many do they need?), Roger's Profanisaurus defines the brown eye (sometimes spelled browneye) thus:

The ring (qv) through which the brown trout (qv) jump on their journey down the pan.

There isn't much explanation needed, really - the anus looks like a scrunched-up brown eye. There's a lot of humour to be found (if you're English) in song lyrics such as "Don't it make my brown eye(s) blue", and in cocktails such as the Brown Eye Opener:

• 1 oz Amaretto
• 1 oz Baileys Irish Cream
• 1 oz Kahlua
• 1 oz Everclear
• 1 oz Butterscotch Schnapps

Derived terms also exist, notably brown eye pie (shit). If anyone is interested in reading some really bad historical drama, you can go here: http://home.sprintmail.com/~kenglade/potp-3.htm. Why? Because it features a wise old Native American called...well, you work it out.