Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "buses are always early when you want them late and late when you want them early"

• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Things men want when they're drunk
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• When you want me and how you want me
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Early is on time, on time is late
• when one of us woke early
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• Women want me when I'm taken
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I am blind when I want to be
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• It is as when a man wants,
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• A Plague in the Late 19th and Early 20th Centuries
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• You always feel it when I go
• I always wanted to get married one day
• When I play hide and seek, I always win
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• I'm always breathless when you call
• the duchess of kircaldy, always smiling and arriving late for tea
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Early queen moves
• Early Out
• Scotland in early times
• Jubal Early
• The early worm gets the bird
• The Red Clover's Coming Early This Year
• You came early
• The Early life of Cyrus
• Crisis theory of early modern Europe
• The Bread of the Early Years
• An early promotion to crone
• Early Yard Decor
• early intervention
• early post
• Early action
• Early Canadian film
• Early Sexuality
• Early Modern English
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Butch and Sundance: The Early Days
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• Hybrid Vigor: The 'early modernity' of Tokugawa era Japan
• Philoctetes describes early 21st-century America
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Late night garage
• "Soy, Live Nude Lesbians and radical ideas" as predecessors of early XXI Century shitposting
• The Place Promised in Our Early Days
• How to give thanks for an early winter
• Wispy beams of early light
• early fatherhood
• early genes
• Early Soviet dissent
• OHM: The Early Gurus Of Electronic Music
• Theories of Religion in Early 20th Century Psychology
• Learning Early
• Lost Goddesses of Early Greece
• The 'Gospel of Wealth' in early modern Japanese urban culture
• early pregnancy symptom (user)
• Early Times
• Early Spider Orchid
• Early British Newspapers
• Early Journey (user)
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Early Day Motion
• Early Years Foundation Stage
• Early Morning Haiku
• Early Lunar News
• Intelligence as Virtue in Early Feminist Literature
• Early Paleo Period
• An early Sestina
• early morning
• some early history
• Making Photos of Your Baby Daughter in the Early 80s
• Early Americans Disliked Great Britain Exceedingly
• Geeks in Cyberspace: a story from the early web
• Late Night with Conan O'Brien
• late (user)
• Early Retirement Extreme
• The Church of England and the early Stuarts
• Early African Civilisation
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• early surrender
• Early Bird Exception
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Early decision
• On leaving some friends at an early hour
• Early English Saints
• Early Modern English inflections
• I Started Early, Took My Dog
• early one mornin while makin the rounds
• Early Wynn
• The early decline of Soviet Communism
• Early American Furniture
• Anti-Jewish legislation in early medieval Spain
• Early pregnancy loss
• The Early Purges
• In the Early Morning Rain
• Early spring evening: loitering
• The Church of England and the early Tudors
• Philosophy in early modern astronomy
• The Girl As the Pursuer Early in the Relationship
• Hopes of Early Genius dispelled by Death
• Early childhood brain development
• The Earlies

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