Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "but... but... but... don't worry - I'm sure you're just as real as I am!"

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Being a dickhead
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• i know you are but what am i
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I'm not racist but...
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• like you're blind but still can see
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am nothing but my sins
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I am but higher
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He smiles but it's not real.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!

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