Findings:

• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• stand up comedy
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Stand Up Guy
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Hugh Jackman
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Stand Up and Bless the Lord
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Generic stand up comedy routine
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Can I wake you up?
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• stand up
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Who can know it?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Hurry up please it's time
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Stand Up for Judas
• An Original Stand Up Routine
• Dead links in writeups
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Sit Down. Stand Up.
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Men Who Dig Up History
• I can't stand up for falling down
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The man who can fix anything
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The girl who everyone loved
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Stand Up and Shout
• WHO STANDS TO PROFIT?
• Original Stand Up Routine
• Stand up philosophy
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Get Up, Stand Up
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Up. Up! UP! Please!
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon

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