Findings:

• The return of Beelzebub to his native plane
• negotiable affection
• Petulia, the Goddess of Negotiable Affection
• affection
• Affectioned
• Public display of affection
• Random affection
• Human Affection
• Doctrine of Affections
• misplaced affection (user)
• You are a kitchen tyrant and I threw out those potato chips as a desperate gambit for your affection
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Cannot turn off your computer
• cannot
• This statement cannot be proven
• Information cannot be owned
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The one thing I cannot write
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• We cannot reconcile
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• I cannot stand raspberries
• Cannot read 720K formatted 1.44 MB disks
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• A humorous thought you cannot release
• People want what they cannot have
• You cannot drag an item onto a button on the Taskbar.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• only when you cannot hear
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Windows cannot determine what configuration your computer is in
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• You cannot burn the a eastern
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Things which money cannot buy
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Coins you cannot legally own
• to touch the parts of you that I cannot see
• You cannot blow bubbles with gum arabic
• You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I Cannot Live With You
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• you cannot meet again unless you part
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• We Cannot Breathe, We Cannot Breathe
• The page cannot be displayed
• The Management cannot accept responsibility for food brought onto the premises
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• I cannot say I love you less than the stars
• I cannot shape this
• The child, she cannot sleep
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• What, she cannot say
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Of which we cannot speak we must remain silent
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• cannot sleep (user)
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Your organic hemp shopping bag alone cannot save the world
• Why Heaven and Hell Cannot Exist
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• You cannot fix this
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• you cannot part again unless you meet
• there are things we cannot imagine
• Remembering things I cannot explain
• I write because I cannot speak
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• The world is large and deep and full of mystery, and if I cannot see this at my feet, I cannot see it anywhere.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You cannot destroy the gender binary with a gyroscope
• Another apology you cannot hear
• There's a void in your eyes that only you cannot see
• Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety
• i cannot predict what a fox will need
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• A raindrop cannot comprehend a river valley
• the flowers cannot remember the flood
• Fire cannot kill a dragon.
• cannot be again
• does not diminish, cannot dissuade
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• the rope mistaken for a snake cannot strike
• All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• hold my hand when i cannot see
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• his
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• His hips know the original dance
• A Boy and His Dog
• On His Blindness
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The General in his Labyrinth
• Spinning in his grave
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• de Molay recanted his confession
• too big for his britches
• His girlfriend
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Atom and His Package
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• His Name Is Alive
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Man and His Wife
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• His Royal Highness
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Pascal on his deathbed
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• To His Coy Mistress
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Let the earth hear his voice
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• return to monke
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Innocent contact with his flesh
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• Johnny Got His Gun
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2

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