Findings:

• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I did not have that on my bingo card
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• he would have cried
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Substantive due process
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• He did very little harm
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• a dream you did not have
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Procedural due process
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have laughed
• Due process clause
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• because I have given up any care
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• They did so because they believed they could.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• due process
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• He's been places they have not.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• I write because I cannot speak
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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