Findings:
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Don't write love letters to women unless you are dating them
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- people who don't exist
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- People who love FTP
- Using a command line
- Capitalize, please
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- People who don't smoke will never die
- People who use Windows
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- People who don't read
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- Don't give up
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- The rules of pool are not selective
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
- Terms used to describe breathing
- Who do you love?
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- The girl who everyone loved
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Know your pets
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- My technophobe mom uses Linux; why don't you?
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- The other people who hate war
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Don't Use Singleton Classes
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Don't Need Love
- Don't encourage people to read
- Music need not be popular to be good
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- People with programming languages named after them
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- The Boy Who Loved Anne Frank
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- I don't love you anymore
- love like you don't need the money
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- Love is touching souls, surely you touched mine
- Why I dislike the term "making love"
- Who needs Love
- I love them.
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- How to use chopsticks
- The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- University Mall: terms and conditions of use
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Don't give away the Homeworld
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Terms Used in "Clueless"
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Common People
- Love the one you don't need
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- Stoned music memories
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- People don't flail when they die
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- Two people who are not touching
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- real hackers don't use variable types
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- I don't give a shit
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- Things people don't want to hear
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Don't Laugh (I Love You)
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- To June, from Eric
- People who are not anarchists
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- cat haters
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- common touch
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Things you give people that they keep
- The Man who Loved Islands
- Common Heroes and how to deal with them
- Dead links in writeups
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- Love isn't about fixing people
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Type A blood
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- Love, it's who you know.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Why more people should use the color brown
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