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• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• It can be cold in the dark
• President George Bush Outlines Iraqi Attack: October 7, 2002
• George W. Bush's 2001 Inaugural Address
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• George W. Bush's address to the UN General Assembly: September 23, 2003
• George W. Bush (user)
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The George W. Bush "Wassup" ad parody
• Nicknames accorded by George W. Bush
• I never asked to be born you know
• President George W. Bush's address concerning Iraq, March 17, 2003
• President George W. Bush's address to the United Nations General Assembly on September 23, 2003
• George W. Bush's 2003 State of the Union Address
• George W. Bush's foul mouth
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• the world will be remade in our image
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• we want our film to be beautiful, not realistic
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• George W. Bush and the Texas death penalty
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• George W. Bush Metanode
• President George W. Bush to the Notre Dame Class of 2001
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• Timothy McVeigh and George W. Bush
• Canada Border Services Agency
• The plot to kill George Bush II
• George W Bush (user)
• George W. Bush Administration Iraq Timeline
• George W. Bush's 2004 State of the Union Address
• President George W. Bush's address to the nation: September 07, 2003
• President George W. Bush's letter to Congress regarding the situation in Iraq
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• They knew what our pain would be.
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Where would America be without Canada?
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Hunter S. Thompson on George W. Bush
• Reasons why George W. Bush became president
• George W. Bush's acceptance speech for the Republican Party presidential nomination
• Some questions for George W. Bush
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• George W. Bush's Statement at the March for Life
• George W. Bush on the $200 bill
• Nostradamus on George W. Bush
• George W. Bush is a heartbeat away from the presidency
• President George W. Bush to the 300th graduating class of Yale University
• Make the Pie Higher by George W. Bush
• December 13, 2000 : the victory speech of George W. Bush
• George W. Bush's Iraq Press Conference, March 6, 2003
• George W. Bush's address to the UN General Assembly: September 12, 2002
• George Bush Intercontinental Airport
• President George W. Bush's speech aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
• The plot to kill George Bush
• George W. Bush's address, the War on Iraq has begun - March 19, 2003
• George W. Bush's 2002 State of the Union Address
• President George W. Bush Addresses Nation on the Capture of Saddam Hussein, December 14, 2003
• President George W. Bush's speech to the Australian Houses of Parliament
• The evolution of the Bush Administration's domestic and foreign policy
• President George W. Bush's Speech on New Vision for Space Exploration
• Ron Reagan Jr.'s views of George W. Bush
• So they caught George W. Bush
• If George Bush played Civilization III
• Remarks by President George W. Bush at Islamic Center of Washington, D.C.
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Where's the kaboom?
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If God was willing to let it be
• AI should be our top priority.
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Be our drone
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Let us be our own pornographers
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• it'll be on the test
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• George Bush
• The border between the United States and Canada
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• George W. Bush
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Even the dead will not be safe

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