Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "for the sake of simplicity consider anything that predate the world wide web to be old"

• World Wide Web Consortium
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• world wide web
• Everything 2000 is the size of the World Wide Web 1996
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The World (as it ought to be)
• The World Was Wide Enough
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• World Wide Internet
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It's not supposed to be anything
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Peep and the Big Wide World
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Persecution of Christians World Wide
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Be something... be anything other than this
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• and the world may be long for you
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• old world craftsmanship
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• Old and New world of darkness
• World Socialist Web Site
• Sweet Old World
• in a world of predator and prey, i choose to be a glassmaker
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Whole Wide World
• "Wide World of News"
• M.S world wide (user)
• Wide World of Entertainment
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Of Gods and Men: Christs of the Old World
• Old World
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• This Old World Is Changing Hands
• When did the World get so old?
• Galco's Old World Grocery
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• You're too young to be so old
• World Wide Fund for Nature
• Should the Wide World Roll Away
• Grover and the Everything in the Whole Wide World Museum
• Wide World of Sports
• Wide awake in the wide world
• World Wide Association of Speciality Programs and Schools
• World Wide Lexicon
• World Wide Jewish Domination
• the world will be remade in our image
• Say Anything
• anything is possible
• I didn't change anything!
• Anything popular must suck
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• No one says anything important during the day
• Human beings will believe anything
• Violence never solved anything
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• anything muppet
• I can make a bong out of anything
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Anything That Moves
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Stoners will smoke anything
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• I will not, for anything, repeat the past
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Anything Worth Saying
• anything (user)
• Weddings Parties Anything
• Do Anything You Wanna Do
• Turn anything into a sound file
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Since when did you respect anything?
• You can survive anything
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• I'll do anything to pass
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• You people will trash anything.
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Dream Anything
• The World's Largest Porn Site
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• anything without faces behind it is suspect
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?

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