Findings:
- Giving a cat oral medication
- Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Dodo the kid from Outer Space
- Oral Cancer Self Exam
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- Don't take candy from strangers
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- If a cop harasses you, take his badge number
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
- Photography and religion
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
- What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
- What I deduced from his reading matter
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- Take me from home
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- The Girl from Ipanema
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Japanese Words About Landscapes
- Japanese Words About Gardens
- Japanese Words About Gardens D-G
- Japanese Words About Gardens H
- Japanese Words About Gardens I
- Japanese Words About Gardens J-K
- Japanese Words About Gardens M
- Japanese Words About Gardens N-R
- Japanese Words About Gardens S
- Japanese Words About Gardens T-Z
- Japanese Words About Gardens A-C
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Sodom and Gomorrah: What about the kids?
- Everything is about a week away from paying off
- Kids from the short bus
- Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
- Take it from me
- Letter from Nicola Sacco to his counsel, August 18, 1924
- How to wean kids from TV
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- I want to hear about his day in person
- How I feel about exams
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- The Architect Erects his Time-Proof Temple from the Inside
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- Take it to usenet, kids
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- dark highways take us near and far from home
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- There's Something About Mary
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- About a Boy
- What About Bob?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- See a man about a dog
- Daleks and stairs
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- Tell me a story about trains
- There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- Nodes about measurement
- about an Alice
- precision vs. accuracy
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
- My complaint about Dem Bones
- Tell me a story about rains
- Something I thought only I thought about
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- out and about
- Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
- Sexual myths about women
- Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
- Porn industry
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- A Story About Magic
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- naive perceptions about software development
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- This scenario is about to self-destruct
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- Something about parts of you
- Tell me about your secret places
- I have a bad feeling about this
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- I have more stories about trains for you
- Things About To Come My Way
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- A few crucial things about Conrad
- i had a dream about the future
- the one about the teddy bears
- Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- About Du Fu
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- What are you talking about?
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- DEA arrests just about everybody
- All About Touching
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
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