• History is written by historians
• history is written by the victors
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• Pledge of Non-Violence written by Martin Luther King Jr.
• notes written by hand
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• What was stolen by someone else
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Poetry written by teenagers
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Amusingly badly written complaints received by British local government
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I was raised by the French government
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• Written by committee
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• and with that, the final word was written
• communication by side-effects
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• Consumption by the Corporate Cow
• Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-B
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• By Jeeves
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• Perverted by Language
• Report of Investigation by the Special Committee of the Board of Directors of Hollinger International Inc.
• Law & Order: Trial by Jury
• call by result
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
• South by Southwest
• Twilight as directed by Wes Anderson
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• social history
• A brief history of books
• cyclic theory of history
• sexual history
• History of Mesopotamian Dragons
• A History of Celibacy
• The Complicated History of the Concept of the Soul
• The History of the London Underground
• A Radically Condensed History of Postindustrial Life
• Baseball History
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Timeline of Glasgow history
• The Power History of History
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• my history (user)
• Kilroy was here
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• This Was Your Life
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• There Was No Leak
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• If I Was To Go...
• The day I was showering with two black men
• 1999 Darwin Award Winner
• Olympic Cross Country Skiing medal winners
• Written on a Wall at Woodstock
• Standard Written English
• North by Northwest
• Discrimination by attractiveness
• Proof by Assertion
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Flying by the seat of your pants
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Rant swallowed by the EDB
• What happened to us, poisoned by truth
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Secret Service Frequencies by User Name
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Death by Milkfloat
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-C
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• The Long-Eared Hearer Learns by Listening
• Hymns by Johnny Cash
• Assaulted by Preschoolers
• Carmel-By-The-Sea, California
• Death by tomato leaves
• A conspiracy of suicide by fiction
• Fanny by Gaslight
• don't judge a book by its movie
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• lied to by British Telecom
• Stopping By A Hood On A Snowy Evening
• Payment Type by Socioeconomic Status
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Evolutionary biology as reflected by analogy in Hindu scripture
• art history
• Alternate history
• History Eraser Button
• The History of Whittington
• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose
• The 50 Greatest Players in NBA History
• History and Development of the Banjo in the US
• A brief history of video game movies
• The Histories: Preface
• Caesar's Commentaries on the Gallic War as military history
• Military History
• English History: Alfred the Great
• English History: Henry III's personal rule
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• History is an Equation
• No shit, there I was
• That was a joke, son.
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Johnny Was
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Which was what we wanted
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot

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