Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Rape committed by women
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Dream Log: August 20, 2004
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Don't Be Afraid
- August 20, 2018
- August 20, 1999
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- The Ten Commandments revised
- August 20, 2006
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- August 20, 2021
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- August 20, 2016
- August 20, 2005
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- They Might Be Giants
- August 20, 2011
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Don't Be Evil
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- August 20, 2009
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
- I don't always want you to be nice
- August 20, 2004
- August 20, 2015
- August 20, 2003
- 15 will get you 20
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- I don't want to be alone
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Things never were what they used to be
- Don't be an IM phantom
- It'll Be Alright on the Night
- August 20, 2012
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- They will not be named!
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- They knew what our pain would be.
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- August 20, 2010
- August 20, 2007
- Dream Log: August 20, 2000
- August 20, 2000
- August 20, 2019
- August 20, 2017
- August 20, 2014
- August 20, 2020
- August 20, 2023
- 20 Years in the Dakota
- 20 Years and Twelve Iron Novembers: Thanks for Everything2
- August 20, 2013
- Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- play dumb
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Automobile tire pressure
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- it'll be on the test
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- When you know things are just meant to be
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- It must be New Years Eve again
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- don't be absurd (user)
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Be careful and don't fall down
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Don't be sad
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- to be obscure in a thousand years
- I don't want to be successful
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
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