Findings:
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How to bend guitar notes without a whammy bar
- Papermaking
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to smell good without the use of perfume
- Boiling an egg over an open fire
- How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
- How Alvin Greene Received Over a Quarter of the Vote
- how to alter your state of consciousness without drugs
- How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- A silence that escapes, how it plagues my wandering thought
- How to create your own hide-a-key for your car
- Making your own hot lava
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to Become a Fruitarian 3
- How to fake your own ideath
- How To Get Over A x
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How to pierce your own ears
- Gari
- How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to drive your employees away with your own stupidity
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to make your own toothpaste
- How to appreciate jazz without really trying
- How to paste one person's face over another
- How to fake your own little death
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much)
- Double your theatre wages without really trying
- Making your own Atari 2600 controllers
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How to re-IP a server without DNS lossage
- How to find out your own IP address
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How do I submit a writeup of my own?
- How to make an orderly day without bells.
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- How to Calculate the Length of Your Very Own Vocal Tract
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- Cutting cake without favoritism
- How to make your own bookcases
- How to fake your own death
- Homemade household cleaning agents
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- Taking over the world using cows
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How to create tear gas in your very own home
- Making your own nuclear car bomb
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- How to exit FreeCell without losing the game
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- C++: how the parser and the lexer fight over templates
- How Do I Live
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- How to bind your own book
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to buy a stereo system (without winning the lottery)
- Riding a bike without using your hands
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to floss without hurting your fingers
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- How to start a fire without matches
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- Carbonate your own beverages
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to fit pants without trying them on
- How Eulenspiegel made the chickens fight over bait
- How to build your own computer
- How to fake your own life
- How to make your own stylish tramp gloves
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- I ran over an old woman with her own car
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Asking "How are you?" without waiting to hear the answer
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- How to setup a TiVo without a phone line
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How much for the little girl?
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- how
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to get rid of a cold
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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