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• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Human, All Too Human: Section 45
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I still don't even know you
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• To June, from Eric
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• World Society for the Protection of Animals
• In which Human Craig's stratagem works TOO well.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Humans are pack animals
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Love for animals is often a substitute
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Human, all too Human
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• And I don't even know their names
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• The innate preference of all animals for novelty
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• and things we're all too young to know
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Know me better, and love me better
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• Know your pets
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• all your monsters come to me
• National Lampoon's Animal House
• totem animal
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• IRON NODER XVII: ALL'S FERROUS IN LOVE AND NODING
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• cruelty to animals
• All that work for nothing in an immoral black suit.
• Noises animals make in different languages
• animal feed
• It's like you don't carrot all
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• A definitive list of all the menstruating women I know
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• All policing is bad. Even queer policing.
• Animal Planet
• and this too is a part of it all
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Animal House
• animal fantasy novels
• Animal excretion handler
• animal rights
• show me what the world is all about
• All That's Not Love...
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• the promise of impending death is all around this place
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• animals
• Animal Crackers
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Animal
• All of Me
• don't spend it all in one place
• Animal Farm
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• animal book
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• barnyard animal
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• George "The Animal" Steele
• Animal testing
• Mechanical Animals
• The Moral Animal
• All's Fair in Love and War
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• All the empty things disguised as me
• All I Need is a Job
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind

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