Findings:

• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• you don't have to do this
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Do what you have to do
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• we have a lot of work to do
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• A reason to drink
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• I don't believe in anything
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• You, standing
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Stoned music memories
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Love the one you don't need
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do not force a dry entry
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• I don't know what else to do
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What reasons do you need
• I do have some things to hide
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I don't have a television set
• Baptist jokes
• Information you don't need
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Cats don't have brakes
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• We don't need no education
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• I don't know what to do with you
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do I really need Linux?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Why males have nipples
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Why do children have to die?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Don't do that then!
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?

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