Findings:

• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• If you told me this never happened
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• This will never happen
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• tell me the truth
• nobody will let me start a country
• Tell me more
• feline allergies
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Me and Will
• Experience tells me not to try
• list of things
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Though you can tell me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Human beings will believe anything
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell me a story about elephants
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Tell me another lie
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• ender will save me (user)
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Tell me about my contradictions
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Never believe your users
• O tell me the truth about love
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Tell me a story about brains
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Tell Me What You Think
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• My first comet
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Accidents will happen
• Don't tell me everything
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Why tell me that?
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell me something good
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• My New York will die with me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Kiss me once and never again
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• tell me all your reasons
• Don't tell me about her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Tell him, she told me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• World War II never happened
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Video, or it never happened.
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• This is my truth tell me yours
• will happen, happening, happened
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Tell me a story about trains
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me a story about rains
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Tell me about your secret places
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• If No One Will Love Me
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Never Let Me Down Again
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Tell me a story about flowers
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• You will not remember me at all
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Tell me what to dream
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Tell Me What
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• I've Never Been to Me
• Tell me a story
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• What if it never happened?

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