Near Matches
Ignore Exact
Full Text
Everything
2
lie outrageously
(
idea
)
by
Ninja-Lad
Thu May 25 2000 at 14:42:10
One of the most
extreme
forms of spreading
untruth
. Often seen among
small
children
when trying to
validate
their
heinous
transgression
s against
common sense
, the
status quo
, or
civil
behavior
.
Examples:
"I couldn't have taken that
candy
bar because I was walking home from
France
where I went to pick up my
homework
that got taken by a
polar bear
when I was walking to
school
which is why I was
tardy
too."
"Yes, I did invent the
atomic bomb
in my basement with two pieces of
bubble gum
and a collection of dirty
twig
s."
"I don't want to have
sex
with you. I just want to
sleep together
."
printable version
chaos
Sleep together
On the dangers of incomplete quotes
status quo
untruth
Tardy
Polar bear
sex
heinous
Civil
school
Smiling dryly while I lied.
might makes right
lying here with no one near
Bubble Gum
Twig
Transgression
Indiscretion
validate
Native American
behavior
analogy
lie
atomic bomb
Candy
Y'know, if you
log in
, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site.
Create a New User
if you don't already have an account.
Epicenter
Login
Password
remember me
password reminder
register
Everything2 Help
Cool Staff Picks
After stirring Everything, these nodes rose to the top:
The little red-haired girl
Pim Fortuyn
Heart of Darkness
Heinz Kohut
Newton's Rape Manual and other surprises
Stuttering
the wise mapmaker omits his home
Big O
The Statistics Project
Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
Tijuana Bible
Farmer's Market
compost pile
New Writeups
these arms, this heart, this body, sleep here
(
idea
)
by
tentative
#everything2
(
place
)
by
moosemanmoo
Driving on the Interstate Highway System with a gunshot wound
(
how-to
)
by
civilwaractionfigure
Project Steve
(
idea
)
by
rootbeer277
potato salad
(
poetry
)
by
sumiregusa
Spotlight eyes on the endless skies
(
poetry
)
by
cassparadox
The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
(
review
)
by
Hazelnut
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
(
thing
)
by
Cruelly_Unusual
Habeeb's Laundrette
(
person
)
by
Dan Electro
Reverse Convertible
(
thing
)
by
filoraene
Princess of pentacles
(
fiction
)
by
cassparadox
the madwoman and the jackals
(
fiction
)
by
cassparadox
Two weddings full of mystic secrets: My Deathly Hallows moments
(
fiction
)
by
Glowing Fish
The help you need
(
fiction
)
by
vonCube
The day my best friend cried
(
event
)
by
Cruelly_Unusual
(
more
)