Findings:
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- When life gives you demons...
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- When life changes forever
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- This is When it Happens
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- When five senses aren't enough
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Stoned music memories
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
- Models of American Racial Discrimination
- How to scream when no one is looking
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
- What happens when a Pope dies
- What happens when we die?
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- When life gives you shit
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When life gives you lemons
- I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
- When Life Agrees With Us
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
- What girls aren't taught
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- aren't
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- The Kids Aren't Alright
- You Aren't Gonna Need It
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Graphics aren't the enemy
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- happen
- Shit happens
- This will never happen
- What happens to milk after cheese?
- As It Happens
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- Just because it happened to you
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- You Know What Happens
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- What do you want to see happen?
- can't happen
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- What if it never happened?
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- True love happens
- The Big Bang happened here
- This can't happen
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- Something Happened
- Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
- What happens to a dream deferred?
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- What happens when you get too lonely
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- What happens if you question your existence?
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- cliches happen
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Accidents Never Happen
- It happened a long time ago
- What happened to us, poisoned by truth
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- What happens to nice girls?
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Accidents will happen
- If you told me this never happened
- Nothing Much Happens
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
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