What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
Les.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door?
Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a boiling pot?
Stu.

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs hammered into a piece of wood?
Peg.

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs against a wall?
Eileen.

What do you call a Chinese girl with no arms and no legs against a wall?
Irene. (sorry, thats terrible)