Findings:
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- old books can tell more than one story
- The Library Book
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- I was me before being me was cool.
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- The day I realized what being alive was
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- The first time I knew I was different
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- The world was designed for giant squid
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Maybe it was not a Friday night
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- being a kid was great
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- More than he was willing to give
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- What if architecture was like web design?
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- Trompe
- A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
- I remember, there was one
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
- One hour there was sunlight
- I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- I was one of those girls
- It was more than perfect understanding
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- every secret thing was made by some one
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Unhelpful in More Than One Way
- I'll Tell You a Story
- I could tell you some stories
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- Each one has their own story
- Tell me a story about rains
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
- Yellow tells the story of time gone by
- Your eyes tell a whole other story
- Interview With A Former Soccer Star
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- Kids (Three Different Ones)
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- A One Paragraph Story
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- Every Picture Tells a Story
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Tell me a story about brains
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- Laws Tell Stories
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Rebeca Martinez
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Tell me one thing
- Tell me a story about trains
- Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
- Tell me a story about elephants
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Tell me a story
- It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Tell me a story about clouds
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
- Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- There is a different time scale
- Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Maybe the ultimate wound is the one that makes you miss the war you got it in.
- The Wild Colonials
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
- A better model than the one at data general
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- No one can be totally logical
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- There's more than one way to skin a cat
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
- One Dollar: A Story
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Two heads are better than one
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- On Being the one who goes away
- Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- isn't there more than one book
- Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
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