Findings:

• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Capitalize, please
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Silly people in silly clothes - a NoCal E2 Renaissance Pleasure Festival
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Why most people in Thailand won't pay for Windows
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Dead links in writeups
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Most People
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• People who don't read
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't believe in people
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• on the social effects of people misunderstanding your ideas
• Why cloning people is a good idea
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Why most people are right-handed
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Things people put up their butts
• Everything2: Ten Most Influential People of 2011
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• People who carp about their jobs
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Indigenous people don't exist
• Things people don't want to hear
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't encourage people to read
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• people who don't exist
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• And I don't even know their names
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People, Places, Things & Ideas
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• focus on people instead of ideas
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Know your pets
• secrets of the most productive people
• The world's most ignorant people
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• don't care
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• the Men Behind the Curtain are to a large extent at the mercy of their own illusions
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you

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