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• stop being so English
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Being a dickhead
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• But what are they really thinking?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Sexist jokes
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• stop adoring from so far away
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• tell me a story about really being undead
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• So Cal BEK_root (category)
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I am so an American
• I am so fucking happy
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• She stopped and took a second look
• Bus Stop
• one-stop shopping
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Big Arm Pit Stop
• stop loss
• How to stop sinning
• Just being quiet and close
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• When you are being sacrificed
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• On Not Being Bob Dylan
• living being
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Flattered, but deceived
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Newington Butts
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Protein folding problem
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Band names that are really hard to search for
• so to speak
• Elsie Marley's Grown So Fine
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Why the Tibet problem is so problematic
• As Florida goes, so goes the nation
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• Why is theater so boring
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• No Beast So Fierce
• so sorry_root (category)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• So the sheep will push back
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• it feels good until you stop
• The Music Never Stopped
• Drop Stop
• Stop hesitating over the tip
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• The entire point of being an adult
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• being complimentary
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Being Involved
• On Being the one who goes away
• The Audio of Being
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• On being sane in insane places
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Being the last to fall asleep
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• rising butt
• Boudreaux's Butt Paste
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• ass butt (user)
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• literal
• Are you really head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Is home really where the heart is
• I am not a part of this! Really!
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• so I land at LaGuardia
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Your accent is so cool
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• So (user)
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• So bashful when I spied her
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• So her hat does not blow away
• Buying a cell phone
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• iam so happy (user)
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Gays are great, so she says
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Stop running
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• Stop (user)
• Stop Your Nonsense
• Stop breaking down
• Don't Stop

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