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• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Be a model or just look like one
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• You always hurt the one you love
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Mind without body
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Be your own man
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Something to Be Desired
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• cannot be again
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I will always be weird inside
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• There can be only one
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• In Los Angeles, something is always burning
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• The man who refused to be King
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• an honest man is always in trouble
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• why is it always right now?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• This statement cannot be proven
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• why is it always now?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Information cannot be owned
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Be Here Now
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Be a man
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• No one can be totally logical
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Be something... be anything other than this
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I will always be in the details
• The first one's always free
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A Man Needs To be Told
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The page cannot be displayed
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Always Be My Baby
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• No one can be in two places at once
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Life without music would be a mistake
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Rebeca Martinez
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process

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