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• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I have become furniture in your life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Words that only have one context
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Something that may have changed my life...
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• Stoned music memories
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• The Wild Colonials
• One step closer to life
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I have one whole anus
• One Life to Live
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• The Life and Times, part one.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• One life
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I could have been one of a two
• Life. Get one. (user)
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Farm Life Ballet
• life zone
• Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• Life Underwater
• The Waldensian Heretics way of life
• Life has a price
• Second Life
• What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
• The Life of Alfred IV
• At the Speed of Life
• The Variety of Life
• Taking on a Life of Their Own
• New Life Movement
• our website could be your life
• The conditions of life might include error
• Fight For Your Life
• On the Shortness of Life
• The Worst Day of My Life
• that one
• Trompe
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• Great One
• Be a model or just look like one
• Bleak House, Chapter One
• wet one's feet
• Rolling admissions
• Today's handy tip: maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter seventeen
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• ones complement
• Stupidity often manifests itself as an insatiable desire to fulfill one's curiosity
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• There is only one season in Houston
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• The Alphabet, Episode One
• The harshest winter ever
• I remember, there was one
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Bit One
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Have a nice day
• Just One Of Those Days
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• A Live One
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Back to square one
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Maitrayani Upanishad Part One
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• The Temptation of Gretchen in Goethe's Faust, Part One
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• UK Number One singles of 1998
• Why I want to have children
• One Hour Photo
• I have never felt more alive
• One True Way of array indexing
• you would have been
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• consoles should have trackballs
• Smart One (user)
• Kids have no concept of time
• The "Bloody hell, not another one" London panamaus meet
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Our tomorrow starts today: one minute to midnight in Iraq
• Gifts we already have
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Fireplace accessories
• this one's for real
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have

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