If you ask the
manager of your local
grocery store very nicely (and offer a hefty
bribe), he may
agree to show you where they keep the
psychotropic bananas. These
bizarre purple-glowing fruits are pumped so full of
psychedelic hoochie-koo, they can cause a full-grown
bull elephant to
hallucinate that it's actually
a small pink pussycat named Boo.
Dairy Queen plans to start using them in
banana splits any
day now.
Your daily bowl of
Wheaties will never be the same. And neither will you.