Findings:
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
- Things video games have taught me
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
- The tattoo phenomenon
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- Dogs that have owned me
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Have One On Me
- It doesn't get any better than this
- She Will Have Her Way
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Jennifer, is she your friend?
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- More than friends
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Why didn't you listen to me?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I have lots of gay friends
- The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- The Difference between "friends" and "significant others"
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- You have no power over me
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- It could have been me
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Could you have danced with me?
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- What have you done for me lately?
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- A Jared by any other name
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Silence is more wounding than any word
- she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- I didn't always have this cool job
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- It’s herself she didn’t love
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
- We saved each other, didn't we?
- I have a friend
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- They didn't have the heart
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
- because I have given up any care
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
- Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- You don't have any real problems
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
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