Findings:
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- What life after death will really be like
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- Life will get easier
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Questions we will never have answers to
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Using a command line
- The other people who hate war
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Get a rise out of someone
- Your thighs are a matter of life and death.
- Life, death and Internet taxes
- Privacy Is Dead - Get Over It
- Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Lord of Life, Lord of Death
- Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
- Over the high-rise of this city we kissed, over the high-rise of this city we jumped to our deaths
- Got to Get You into My Life
- Get a life!
- Zombie Insourcing Offers Life After Death
- People Get Ready
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- Get a Life
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- death's other Kingdom
- Powers: Little Deaths
- Will O' the Mill; Death
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- The Pit of Life and Death
- 15 will get you 20
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- No one gets out of this life alive
- Life sucks, get a helmet
- This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
- Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- emotions others don't get to see
- answer: who paid for the beers?
- answer: where did the other square go?
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- He Who Is Death
- Life before death
- The Sting of Death and Other Stories
- Friends in Life and Death
- Two immortals discussing life and death
- A life after death
- Death Gets A Website
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- Between Life and Death
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Dogs as an Analog for Life and Death
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- It will get better
- five will get you ten
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Life and Death in the Seahorse's Garden
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Summer never answers when you call
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- How to get DC power from AC
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Life. Get one. (user)
- Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
- You'll never get away with this!
- to get to the Other Side
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Why can't I get over her
- The bomber will always get through
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- Life, Death, and Simon Lee
- The Field of Life and Death
- On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
- Death Over Easy
- The Death and Life of Overman
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
- The Chronicles of Life and Death
- Life is essentially meaningless, still we fear death
- We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
- In the house of life and death
- The Death and Life of Great American Cities
- Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
- On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
- I will not dignify that question with an answer
- Break on Through: The Life and Death of Jim Morrison
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- This is the life of an assassin: Death
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- life is very strong. life is stronger than death.
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Get over it
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- The Will To Death
- How to crack root and not get caught
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- You can never get away from yourself
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- Gotta Get Over Greta
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- I never get mail
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- The game where you get to shoot people on TV
- Stoned music memories
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Life gets in the way of words
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