Findings:

• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• When life gives you shit
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• In which the bridge has its own ideas
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Modern Life is Rubbish
• Life has a price
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• My Stupid Little Life
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• Death has entered my life once more
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• Piece of shit car
• Your life is a piece of fiction
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• MY life has no carrot
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Life has its course
• Good old fashioned fucking
• Fucking A
• The difference between fucking and making love
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Fucking Åmål
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Shopping and Fucking
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Fucking
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Live Era '87-'93
• couch fucking
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Give me back my bike!
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Fucking Anais
• How to clean a bathroom
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• The Wrecks of Time
• Young People Fucking
• Songs About Fucking
• Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
• it's the fucking truth
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Customer service is a fucking given
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• you fucking moron (user)
• take a fucking hint (user)
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• Fucking is fucking
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Fucking Karma
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Fucking, Austria
• Fucking superhero movies
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Keep fucking that chicken
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Respect The Fucking Monkey
• Genius has its own etiquette
• the time has come
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• The Universe said, Ha!
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Experience has made me bitter

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