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user since
Fri May 14 1999 at 03:09:02 (9 years ago )
last seen
Tue Feb 12 2008 at 17:04:20 (3 months ago )
number of write-ups
70 - View Tabs's writeups (feed)
level / experience
3 (Acolyte) / 2152
C!s spent
63
mission drive within everything
monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
specialties
flying self-disassembly machines
school/company
Weyland-Yutani
motto
Three out of five people aren't the other two.
most recent writeup
Biffy Clyro
Just to be different, here are some catbox quotes!
<Splunge> tes is hermaphroditic until its genitals are observed, collapsing their wave function.
<ac_hyper> Wow, I accidentally came to work with a sock monkey in my pocket!
Jet-Poop destroys Jpers36... WITH, UM, THAT BIG THING, YOU KNOW? WITH THE SPIKES AND CURLY BITS? AND THE HOSE? YOU KNOW? THAT THING.
<Cletus the Foetus> DUDE the most painful burn I ever received was from a pop-tart. I was like Will you marry me and the pop tart was like "PFFT! Whatever! Denied!" I just about bawled my scrotum off.
<PotOkHi> what words do people use when asking for a small bottle of vodka ?
<darl> Oh fuck giant monkey bollocks.
<bol> Hello. I would like a double entendre, please.
ascorbic gives bol one
<Roninspoon> Your Mom is so fat that if one would calculate her Broglie-Wave-Length at the speed of 10^-50 m/s one would get 10^-90

* Iron Maiden - Emperor - Mahavishnu Orchestra - Rush - Yoko Kanno - Steve Vai - Finntroll - In Flames - King Crimson - Devin Townsend - Liquid Tension Experiment - Yes - Opeth - Joni Mitchell - Queens of the Stone Age - Arcturus - Joe Satriani - Dream Theater - Static X - Bozzio Levin Stevens - Tool - Godspeed You Black Emperor - Mastodon - Pink Floyd - Demons & Wizards - Susumu Hirasawa - Ásmegin - The Flower Kings - Tom Waits - Korpiklaani - The Mad Capsule Markets - Running Wild - Jaco Pastorius - Pixies - Satyricon - Mike Oldfield - A Perfect Circle - Jason Becker - Blind Guardian - Faith No More - Gordian Knot - David Bowie - Agalloch - Fantomas - John Martyn - System of a Down - Porcupine Tree - Nightwish - Victor Wooten - Smashing Pumpkins - Isis - The Arcade Fire - Mr Bungle - Ozric Tentacles 

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There was a young man from Tralee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked if it hurt
He said "No, not a bit,
It can do it again if it likes"

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