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the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
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thing
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by
stylee
Fri Dec 08 2000 at 21:34:10
Alcohol
, according to
Homer Simpson
.
After the short-lived
prohibition
reinstatement in
Springfield
is lifted, everyone in town
miraculous
ly has a beer in their hand within
5 minutes
. They raise their glasses in toast as Homer makes this loving
tribute
to alcohol.
Once again, how right he is.
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