Findings:
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I've been smoking ever since
- Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- The amazing sticker movement will change your life
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- i thank You God for most this amazing
- Best smoke I've ever had
- World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
- The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Ski piss
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
- The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- I've Seen Your Picture
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- I've Seen Everything
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- My most disturbing dream ever
- The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
- The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
- pointless HTML in email
- The bravest man I've ever known
- Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I've been living my life half asleep
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The most confusing bet ever
- The Wild Colonials
- I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
- I've Seen It All
- The Most Terrible Time in My Life
- life's most inexplicable gifts are often greeted unjustly
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- The single most terrifying experience of my life
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
- If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- amazing
- The Amazing Randi
- The Amazing Food Processor Team
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- The Amazing Voyages of Nikki Piper
- You are amazing
- The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan
- The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
- The Amazing Bone
- New research reveals amazing coincidences!
- The Amazing Kreskin
- Amazing Stories
- Even things as amazing as stars burn out
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide
- Greg Brail's amazing interactive NYC subway map
- Amazing Man
- Amazing Blondel
- Levitron
- The Amazing Mr. Blunden
- Amazing Studio
- Tarragon chicken
- Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man
- Adventures in Reading Starring the Amazing Spider-Man
- Amazing Island
- Adam Smith and His Amazing Invisible Hand
- Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
- The Amazing Undersea Adventures of Aqua Kitty and Friends
- Isn't it amazing how vulerable we as humans are?
- The Amazing Spider-Man Riot at Robotworld
- Amazing Spider-man #573
- Fair Trading (Amazing Jumbo Spiky Light-up Ball) Order 2008
- The best teacher I ever had
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Worst episode ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Unhappily Ever After
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The worst name ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- I Seen Footage
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
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